The Horse

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Matador (Veteran Zoner) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 12:57:23

This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.

The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth. Can I see her mouf?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?"

Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears.

"Okay, finally, I would like to see her twat."

With that, the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget, and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.

Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I would like to thee the horth run."

Post 2 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 16:01:18

oooah, no no no! disgusting! *peuck*

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 20:39:29

lol; good one!!

Post 4 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 23:18:46

oh wow, how funny!

Post 5 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 23:23:13

Wonderful!

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 15-Apr-2010 23:57:20

lol Agreed with smokey Bear.

Post 7 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Friday, 16-Apr-2010 17:03:29

lol good one!

Post 8 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 17-Apr-2010 12:17:22

agree with post two. Ugh ...

Post 9 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 17-Apr-2010 20:42:15

Oh no! Lmao! Nice one.

Post 10 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Sunday, 18-Apr-2010 5:28:46

Heh. Excellent as always.

Post 11 by FaithinGod4ever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 22-May-2010 17:09:41

Hi! Oh my! These types of jokes aren't really my cup of tea, but this one was hilarious!